nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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thatfunnyblog:

I swear rihanna is not real

qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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versche:

staticwaffles:

Who run the world?
Credit to this post: (x)Made by this user: (x)

LMAO
Tuesday / 3:17 PM

galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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JUDY  JUDY BO BUDY

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

babebraham:

go on

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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